"Plane makes safe landing", and I give a shit WHY ????

Bob approached the clerk behind the counter in the pro shop and
said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and a caddie."

The clerk behind the counter says, "The 18 holes of golf is no
problem, but all of the caddies are out on the course. What I
will do for you is this. We just got 8 brand new robot golf
caddies. If you're willing to take one with you out on the
course and if you will come back and tell me how well it works,
your round of golf is on me today."

Bob anxiously accepted the man's offer. He approached the first
tee, looked at the fairway and said, "I think my driver will
do the job."

The robot caddie turned to the man and said, "No sir. Use your
#3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole."

Hesitantly, Bob pulled out his 3 wood, made good contact with
the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to the right front
of the hole on the green. Delighted, turned to the robot and
thanked him for his assistance. As Bob pulled out his putter,
he said, "I think this green is gonna break left to right."

The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir. I do believe
this green will break right to left."

Thinking about the last time the robot corrected his
prediction, Bob decided again to listen to the machine. He made
his putt and birdied the hole thanks to the robot and his
advice. But his luck didn't end there. His entire game was the
best game he ever played, thanks to the assistance of the new
robot golf caddie.

Upon returning to the clubhouse, the clerk behind the counter
asked, "How was your game?"

Bob excitedly stated, "It was, by far, the BEST game I ever
played. Thank you very much for letting me take one of your
robots. See you next week."

A week passed, and excited, Bob returned to the pro shop. Upon
entering the pro shop he turned to the man behind the counter
and said, "I would like 18 holes of golf and one of those
robot golf caddies, please."

The gentleman from behind the counter turned to Bob and said,
"Well, the 18 holes is no problem. However, we had to get rid
of the robots. We had too many complaints."

Confused, Bob cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who the hell could've
complained about those robots? They were incredible!"

The clerk sighed and said, "Well, Bob it wasn't their
performance. It was that they were shiny silver metal, and
the glare from the machine was blinding to other golfers on
the fairway."

Bob said, "So then why didn't you just paint them
black?"

The clerk nodded sadly and replied, "We did. And then four
of 'em didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, and
the other two robbed the pro shop."

And after you get done laughing at that, check out this very fucking cool display of Christmas Lights,
trust me, it's worth watching !